just-shower-thoughts:

IKEA is just boring LEGO for grown-ups

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evinist:

Try to fix this joke before it’s too late.

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lizardlezbian:

thought this was accurate 

kaijutegu:

kaijutegu:

kaijutegu:

kaijutegu:

lizard out there really gonna do it

this lizard is braver than any US marine

he’s going for it, the absolute madlad

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suicideslabs:

More 61 - 69 Lincoln Continentals

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redbloodedamerica:

Are the ‘Fat’ Oppressed?

If you are suffering oppression due exclusively to something you were born with (like being handicapped) you’ve got a pretty good case to complain. If, however, you did it to yourself, how can you blame others for judging you? Isn’t a food addict like a drug addict? Can we judge junkies?

This is just great, factual, and humorously honest comedic observation.  Why doesn’t Gavin McInnes have his own late night show?  Because he talks about things that some people don’t want to hear.  Not only is he not politically correct, he is just honest and sincere about his opinions.  Most good comedians just a little over ten years ago were just as funny because they openly expressed their true thoughts like Gavin McInnes still does.

But instead, the powers that be have to suppress McInnes on social media and on networks because he is politically conservative.  They have to at the very least label him “too controversial,” however many will just lump him in with the ever-disappearing alt-right and the handful of white nationalist peons in order to make him a complete untouchable outcast.  It’s a damn shame, because this is solid content.

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thehighpriestofreverseracism:

That awkward moment when THE writer currently responsible for “The Amazing Spiderman” has to school and check racists online

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suicideslabs:

Click for more 61 - 69 Lincoln Continentals

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heatandapathy:

catchymemes:

“The purpose of the collar is to protect the dog wearing it when it has to fight the wolves. The collar base protects the dog’s throat and carotid arteries, while the spikes are intended to deter bites to the neck or even injure wolves trying to do so.”

“And what do you get from serving humans that you do not get from running free?” sneered the wolf.

“Free food, unconditional love and tactical upgrades,” replied the herding dog.

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re-jet-irony:

rensbogusadventure:

govthookercoulson:

“But we can’t build walls to contain them!”

Moves by truck, train or boat. Ridiculously common. And see those holes on the bottom? Mobile by forklift. Also, HEAVY, even when empty they’re in the tons. If you had some warning you could string these things end to end for miles and human bodies can’t move them. Plus they’re nice and wide so you can comfortably walk on top of them for patrols.

“But we don’t have easy ways to kill them!”

Put the shotgun down you fucking idiot.

No tires to pop. Heavy and slow but inevitable. Climbing required to enter and thus, relatively zombie proof, especially if you spend like an hour to protect the glass.

A lot of large farming equipment can destroy cars.

Want to guess what it’d do to a decaying human body? It’s not pretty.

Now I know what you’re thinking. Merely flattening them with common construction equipment or farming gear isn’t enough.

How about a

tree trimmer that can mulch a tree top to bottom in nothing flat?

OM NOM NOM NOM.

“But we need ways to move a lot of people that zombies can’t stop!”

BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER. Deer don’t have a chance and neither does a zombie.

“But that’s not good enough!”

NOW it’s time to call our friend the military because this ride stops for no one.

Do I need to keep going or is it clear the movies are bullshit yet? Seriously a dozen prepared people with heavy equipment licenses could clear an entire street of zombies AND powerwash it after.

Country folk can survive

Dude stack those connexes up and you got a sweet home. Lived and worked outta one for a year.

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raccoonfootproductions:

c-2eta:

This tweet is from 2016. Today, it was announced that Ryan is voicing Detective Pikachu.

IT’S LIKE HE WAS TELLING US SOMETHING ALL ALONG.

Reblogged because it’s relevant

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nancylovesreylo:

One person did make such a difference in all our lives! Thank you Stan Lee ❤️

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